A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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