i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
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Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
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Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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