How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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