I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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