too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
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I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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