You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Randomize
