Taylor Swift is so right about you.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
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and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
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....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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