A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
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I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
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before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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