Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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