Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
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Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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