i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
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Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
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Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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