My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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