I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
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It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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