your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
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dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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