haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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