I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
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I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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