Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i dont even know how to be here
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Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
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Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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