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Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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