if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
He better not be in your backpack
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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