Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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