i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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