I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
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i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
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his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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