I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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