I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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