no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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