Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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