Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
