the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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