fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
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Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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