is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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