she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
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I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
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He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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