Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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