Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
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You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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