After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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