Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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