well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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