I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Randomize
