I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
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No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
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I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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