I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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