we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
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just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
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What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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