Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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