question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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