i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
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I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
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You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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