i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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