I feel like I'm in dance class right now
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
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Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
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i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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