how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
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definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
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She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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