He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
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So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
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things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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