I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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