i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
accomplished twins. life is a go
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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