i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Randomize
