i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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