So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Blood and glitter go together right?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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