The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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