Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
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every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
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Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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